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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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