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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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