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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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