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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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