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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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