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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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