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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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