Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.