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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏
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