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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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