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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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