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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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