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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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