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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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