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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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