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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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