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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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