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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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