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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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