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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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