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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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