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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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