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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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