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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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