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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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