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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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