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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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