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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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