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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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