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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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