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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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