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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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