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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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