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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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