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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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