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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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