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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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