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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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