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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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