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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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