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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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