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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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