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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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