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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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