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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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