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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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