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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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