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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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