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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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