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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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