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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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