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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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