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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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