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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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